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Re: A little funny [fwd]

Vlad Petersen
Tue, 18 Aug 1998 21:53:46 -0700

David Raufeisen wrote:
>
> come on give it away, i run linux not windows!@! so how can i type that
> in WORD? :)
....
> > >> In WORD. type: I'd like to see Bill Gates dead.
> > >> Highlight the whole sentence. From Tools - Language select Thesaurus.
> > >> I won't give it away but, is this a very disgruntled employee or what?

Yup, someone had a big bad beef against Bill. I knew of it for quite some
time. Also, another stupid thing is hidden in Excel. If you type in a formula,
Excel will display a big window with 3-D rendered surface like a big labirinth
or something where you can navigate using a mouse, similar to a 3-D game.
Eventually, you will see something looking like a tomb stone containing the names
of people who designed the program. No wonder it's so bloated! Then there are
some swearing words in MS Access, (professional edition), also invoked through
some complex formulas.

Spoiler for the the Ms Word one below.

You type:

I'd like to see Bill Gates dead.

The 'Thesarius' will display:

I'll drink to that.